quartzprinz:

by shreddin_kevin

filmgifs:

“Midnight margaritas!”
PRACTICAL MAGIC (1998), dir. Griffin Dunne.

iamnmbr3:

boxingcleverrr:

If I see any of you posting shit about not voting, in the year of Clarence Thomas saying we should revisit Marriage Equality and little girls being banned from school sports for having short hair, know that I WILL eat you first when we’re in the Mad Max Fury Road level of planet fuckery.

if you don’t vote you are complicit

startreklesbian:

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES
2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley

catwheezie:

IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

wilwheaton:

“But even if Speaker Johnson proves more moderate and pragmatic early on, the fact remains that the new Republican leader was an architect of the attempt to overturn the 2020 election. In a sane world, this would disqualify him from becoming second in line to the presidency.”

— Mike Johnson Got Elected, But Matt Gaetz Is Big Winner of GOP’s House Speaker Battle

tbridge:

trinilikesalt:

ladyofthehouse:

Goddammit.

I cackled so hard at this I induced a coughing fit.

A+, no notes.

shinelikethunder:

minim-calibre:

memeitudewhen-i-remember-it-all:

midnightmadwoman:

hermywolf:

deathbyotpin123:

sheepstiel:

shellermelle:

meatmandean:

meatmandean:

obsessed with the power he holds over straight men

Update

another update, if anyone’s interested

adding this one

What if Jensen was stuck in Supernatural for 15 years because the universe knew he was too powerful so he had to be contained? But now he’s free and the straight men are no longer safe.

it just keeps going there’s so many

“I ain’t gay but nobody is *that* straight.”

Originally posted by performativezippers

st8 man when they see Jackles

Look, these Jensen-come-lately straight guys need to be exposed to Ackles in his Zoolander era.

Relatedly, I am looking forward to whatever Dark Angel fic ends up in the Yuletide collection.

once again HOWLING that SPN fangirls looked at jensen ackles and went “this man is so submissive and breedable that we had to invent the omegaverse to express how badly he needs to be bent in half and stuffed full of dick”… and self-declared straight men, apparently, look at jensen ackles and go “assblast me daddy my hole just started self-lubricating for you.” like. is there some transitive property of top/bottom discourse we can apply here. do we need to start a themed dating service to get these men pegged.

sockdreams:

pusheen:

This is the way.

quipofthetongue:

airprime7:

@funnier-as-a-system